The Little Buke of Dublin (or How to be a Real Dub)

Whether you're up from the country and just want to blend in, or a Spanish student wishing the occasional bust might stip for you, this little buke will teach you all you need to know to mix effortlessly with the best of Real Dublin.

Here you will learn how to walk and talk like a Real Dub, eat and drink like a Real Dub, make love like a Real Dub, write like James Joyce, compose Real Dub drinking songs and recite legends and fables from Real Dub lore . . .

'Good book. You should write another one,' --Bono

'If you want to scream laughing, get it--but don't read it in public.' --Sinead O'Connor

'A crash course in how to become a Real Dub.' --The Sunday Times